aquatic-enthusiast:

aziraphale-is-ace:

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I feel like I’m having a stroke

kafkarockopera:

the only language tumblr understands is backlash and escalation which is why the jokes rule and the discourse sucks

grabnok-destra:
“5 minutes into the 1 minute plank and your buddy says “45 seconds” ”

grabnok-destra:

5 minutes into the 1 minute plank and your buddy says “45 seconds”

seththeshallow:
“ psiotechniqa:
“ uncle-beanbag:
“ v0idbird:
“ autumngracy:
“ amuseoffyre:
“ My money says that’s what plesiosaurs were like: fast underwater, extra padding for buoyancy, long neck. Look at their skeletons!
It’s just like...

seththeshallow:

psiotechniqa:

uncle-beanbag:

v0idbird:

autumngracy:

amuseoffyre:

My money says that’s what plesiosaurs were like: fast underwater, extra padding for buoyancy, long neck. Look at their skeletons!

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It’s just like this:

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They’re basically large horizontal penguins with a long tail and spiky teeth.

OH SHIT THEY PENGUINS!!

OH SHIT PLESIOSAUR PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!

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This is the inherant problem with most reconstructions. It’s just unknown how much fat the animals really had.

looks legit

I’ve seen similar points be raised about skeletal reconstructions for hippos if we use that same logic

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Also the feathers, we are forgetting all the feathers

thebuttkingpost:

this is exactly tumblr when someone makes up some historical bullshit

nas-marie-loves-u:
“ saitamastamaticsoup:
“ keepsitonehunned:
“ dreamyblackchild:
“ they-callme-ami:
“ dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou:
“ herdjewsis:
“ definitelyavibe:
“ r-ettt:
“ hagreengrass:
“ Sorry but the military introduced that hairstyle a...

nas-marie-loves-u:

saitamastamaticsoup:

keepsitonehunned:

dreamyblackchild:

they-callme-ami:

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou:

herdjewsis:

definitelyavibe:

r-ettt:

hagreengrass:

Sorry but the military introduced that hairstyle a century ago if not a bit longer (and its been regaining popularity just like most trends modify and repeat)…. and beards are becoming popular across the board over the past decade or 2. Can someone explain how race came into this?

Cultural sharing has almost always been a thing. Even before trade routes and conquest existed its obvious cultures shared and were aware of eachother. You wanna talk about cultural appropriation blame people for ever communicating. Yes history is a horrible thing. But how bout we sit down together and stop keeping things divided. Otherwise trash your rice water for your hair. Thats japanese. Never order pizza, thats italian and not even prepared properly based on tradition. Dump your vodka. Thats russian. You cry white people dont use spices. Well guess what? You cant either cuz they all came from Asia. Like seriously just…. where does this bullshit stop and people stfu and stop trying to be big and special and realize that getting along and sharing would be better than dealing with any of this bullshit.

And if you disagree. Dont eat corn. Thats the natives only. No rice. Thats asia. No peppers or spices. Thats asia or south america. No potatoes. Irish. No whisky. Kentucky ireland canada and scotland. No hennessy (france) or wine. France and greece and italy. No beer. Britain and germany and egypt. No carrots. Norway. No avocado. South and central america. No mango. Asia and south america.

See if we always worry about origins of everything and avoid it all. 90% of hairstyles arent allowed for one group or another. 90%of clothing and textiles in general are out. Same with food, technology, lifestyles, transportation, etc. So shut up already. This argument is exhausting.

A fade has been a popular hairstyle for military for over a century thats hit mainstream. Beards have boomed in the past 15ish years across the board. What in the fuck says thats an individual cultural aspect of any specific group of people. Fuckin the whole world rockin that. If you wanna claim responsibility for a worldwide trend do so but dont cry about something that likely has nothing to do with you

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Lol all that for nothin

ahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

@hagreengrass

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Typed out a whole essay just to make a fool of yourself lookin like…

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It’s back!

They really thought they did something. 

This stay funny

This lives in my frontal lobe at all times

What was the point in typing all that?

realliferealestate:

rotgospels:

there are only two genders. girlboss and male wife 

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fluorescentjellyfish:

ripleyandweeds:

necroducer-kotaro:

There are some things which the English dub did okay. This is NOT one of them.

“hey can you do a normal voice for this character”
“absolutely not”

Op what are you talking about this is objectively great

dognoselover:

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im calling myself out on this one

tronsgender:

cinema-show:

z-o-u-n-d-s:

gahdamnpunk:

WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK

The company isn’t boasting about using cheap/unpaid/forced penal labor.

It’s a project offering voluntary employment opportunities with fair trade wages to incarcerated women, allowing them to amass decent savings and avoid recidivism (i.e., having to return to prostitution, drug muling, and the other poverty-related crimes as soon as their sentences are up, because they’re right back in poverty where they started).

No, it’s not the all-or-nothing Tumblr justice solution™ of magically abolishing the PIC overnight, but it’s a significant improvement over the literal slave labor most corporations employ, while raking in the entirety of a prisoner’s surplus and setting them up for recidivism.

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Y'all….this isn’t slave labor the way the vast majority of prusin labor is. They have a 30 hour work week and pay their employees a LIVING WAGE. Also the company was founded after talking to women in prison about their lives and needs

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deepnest:

deepnest:

TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY BONES OH SHIT I’M FEELIN IT TAKYOOON HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLIN IT TAKYOOON

sliteside:

adulthoodisokay:

renasanse:

coolfrogdude:

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

this post is from THIS YEAR

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had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.

miyoong